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Friday, April 21 12:00 AM EDT

Fifth Annual Geek Limerick Contest

By Scrounger

The old Santa Cruz Operation
So loud at their litigation
Were told by some judges
To give some hard nudges
Thus came the Darl's defenestration.

By Seth Brown

If SmartFilter can't tell porn apart
From a site that posts links to some art
(As BoingBoing likes to do),
And will block it for you,
Then their filter is not very smart.

By Seth Brown

Lazy Sunday: The world's greatest rap.
We sent copies all over the map.
NBC said "Don't share!"
Since they clearly don't care
To show SNL's no longer crap.

By Don Mowbray

There once was a Redmond Knight who did bray
That by 2006, all spam he would slay
But Sir Bill's Project Gantt chart
Must have since fallen apart
Since my Viagra offers alone exceed 640K

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