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Friday, April 21 12:00 AM EDT

Fifth Annual Geek Limerick Contest

By Josh

Geeks once gathered at Slashdot.
But now that Digg is here, they are hot.
So with Flame Wars aplenty,
And links submitted so many,
They still don't hold a candle to BBspot.

By Joshua Davey

So one day whilst I talked to Tom
He mentioned
And now upon this site
I was turned to the light
And so now my windows has gone

By Dang

Nigeria sure has the money
for need Americans, honey.
But, if you go looking,
for the foreigner's booking,
BBSpot makes you look funny.

By Graham Lee

A man by the name of Ayele
Just wanted to make you a deal
His cash horde was great
From oil and estate
But Brian pretends he's not real

By Lawrence Brown

Brian’s site is my favorite spot
When I have to sit on the pot.
While they haven’t run fiber,
Cat5 or wi-fi inside ‘er,
My crackberry surfs there a lot!

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