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Tuesday, January 2 12:00 PM ET

Stand in Line

By Francisco Rangel

(To the tune of "Jingle Bells")

Standing in the cold
Just outside CompUSA
Way back in the line
Much to my dismay
Hoping for a Wii
From the coming batch
Or maybe get a PS3
Whatever I can snatch

Oh, stand in line, stand in line
Here all freaking day
Oh, what fun it is to dream
That I'll get my Wii today
Stand in line, stand in line
What a load of crap
I can't take this anymore
And I'm just about to snap

A day or two ago
I got their Christmas lists
My kids asked for a lot
Each toy they know exists
And right there at the top
Right there for me to see
The third playstation in the set
And one Nintendo Wii

Oh, stand in line, stand in line
Standing in the snow
I can barely feel my legs
And the time goes by so slow
Stand in line, stand in line
How the cold wind blows
I am gonna freeze my ass
And pneumonia's really close

Stand in line, stand in line
Can't get any sleep
All the parents here with me
We are just a bunch of sheep
Stand in line, stand in line
I've been here since five
This may take a few more days
I just hope that I survive

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