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Thursday, May 1 12:00 AM EDT

Seventh Annual Geek Limerick Contest

Honorable Mentions

By Tim Macinta

There once was a man named Steve Ballmer,
We all wished that he would be calmer,
He progressed from mad stares
To the throwing of chairs,
And now he will eat you like Dahmer.

By Sean Ellis

OOXML was a great bust
Pushed through with all tactics unjust
To the ODF guys
This was not a surprise
But the rest of us stood there and cussed.

By Brian Ashe

The Macbook Air is meant to ease the pain
Of heavy laptops under which we strain
It is so thin and light
It goes anywhere you might
Who would know it couldn't go on a plane

By SuperC142

var tus = 2;

for (var x = 1; x < 6; x++){
var y = x - tus;
if (y < 3)
{ alert('continue me'); }
else { alert('this pointless program is done!'); }}

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