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  EU Looks into Anti-competitive Practices by USA Olympic Teams
  Rupert Murdoch to Remove News Corp Sites from Internet
  CNN Validates Time Traveler's Claims, Networks Broadcast Message
  Teacher's Science Experiment Results in Balloon Boy 2
  Humanity Threatened by Patent on Biological Reproduction
  Newspapers Warn of Unchecked Tree Growth
  Obama Proposes Saving Throws, Death Master in Health Care Plans
  Congress Debates Moolah for Moochers Program
  Coming Clean about the Twitter Premium Article
  Fifteen Patients Die as Earth Hour Kills Life Support in Hospital
  Department of Treasury Introduces Consumer Achievements as Part of Economic Stimulus Plan
  US Plans on Selling States to Stay Solvent
  Palin Plan Includes Selling Banks on eBay
  Nigerian Billionaire Helps Rescue Failing Banks
  Olympic Committee Rethinking Borg's Inclusion in Beijing Games
  Classic: Obtaining Porn Not Challenging Enough for Kids
  McCain Embraces Technology, Wants to Be First President to Declare War Via Facebook
  Nigerian Philanthropist Powers Economy, Inspires
  Mile Now Same Length as Kilometer
  CNN.com Looking for Innovative Ways to Put News in Ads
  Bush Thinks Nuclear Option Best Solution for Global Warming
  Elusive Dora the Explorer Captured, Awaiting Deportation
  New Daylight Savings Plan Would Skip Sunday, Add Wednesday
  Boston Police Blow Up Suspicious Looking Man
  Giant Meteor Headed Toward Earth Could Be Covered in Germs
  California School Bans Peanut Products in Students' Homes
  Electronic Voting Machines to Print Out Coupons, Lottery Tickets
  Hundreds of Countries Reclassified as "Dwarf Countries"
  Babies Banned from Flying
  TSA Requiring Travelers to Empty Bladders Before Boarding Planes
  NSA Announces New Dating Service
  Mexico Building Fence to Keep Out Immigrants
  Iran Pledges to Develop Bionuclear Bomb
  Bush Calls for End of Sports Welfare
  Extreme Eaters Eat for World Hunger
  RIAA Offers Lawsuit Protection Family Packs
  Cost of Covering Rita Exceeds Cost of Actual Damage
  Millions of Displaced Texans Outraged at Needless Evacuation
  Senate Reaches Compromise on Gay Flag Burning Ban Amendment
  God Annoyed at Having to "Sort 'em Out"
  Survey Shows More Bloggers than People
  Bush New Social Security Plan Includes Lottery Accounts
  The American Prosperity Forever Bill Moves to the Senate
  Air Force Outsources Physical Fitness Program
  War on Terror Ends in Surrender
  George W. Bush Countdown Clock
  U.S. Pledges $350 Million and Magical Unicorns for Tsunami Relief
  Canada Purchases Rights to "The Land of the Free" from USA
  US Officials Stop River at Border
  Bush to Abolish Government
  Americans Greet Bush Reelection with a Collective "Baa"
  Bush Wins Preemptive Election in Florida
  Bush Campaign to Highlight "Lighter Side" of War on Terror
  New Hampshire Residents Choose to Die
  BBspot Labs: Bush Vs. Kerry
  Terror Probe Targets Aging Folk Rockers
  The Scourge of the Dubyacadas
  Hurricane Paula Closes Schools in Florida for October
  Handy Email Response for Well-meaning Friends and Neighbors
  Swift Boats for Truth Create New 527
  Hurricane Charley Declared Enemy Combatant
  9/11 Panel Calls Neocons "Nation's Greatest Threat"
  MacGyver Foils Airport Security
  Reagan's Death "The Perfect Diversion"
  Security Gap in Condoleezza Rice's Front Teeth Exposed
  Massachusetts Debates Different-Sex Marriage Ban
  Maxwell Smart Testifies Before Congress on Intelligence Lapses
  Americans Must Work Weekends at Wal-Mart
  Dean Quits Race, Declares Himself King of Vermontia
  Saddam Hussein Was Stockpiling Couscous
  Impressive Hair Leads to Kerry Win in New Hampshire
  Attorneys Invade Iraq to Drum Up Business
  Dean Garners More Irrelevant Democrat Endorsements
  Privately Managed Jail Starts Perks for Perps Prisoner Reward Program
  Flashing Yellow Lights Puzzle BMW Driver
  Stoner Senator Wonders How Much Pot $87 Billion Could Buy
  The Sound of One Person Debating
  Bush Administration Outsourcing Policy Making to Saudi Arabia
  Mississippi Judge Ordered to Remove Twelve-foot Burning Cross From Courthouse
  War with North Korea Scheduled for Next Summer
  Rest of Country Plans to Recall California
  Poll Finds Majority of Polls Bogus
  California Governor Candidate Guide
  I Must Drop Out
  Predator Enters California Gubernatorial Race
  Rumsfeld Accuses Saddam of Camping
  Fucking Piņata Finally Breaks
  Frito Lay to Offer Fuller-fat Versions of Popular Snacks
  Doctors Reveal Bush Using Corked Vice-president
  US Nose Ring Population in Serious Decline
  Chemistry Demo Team Rapidly Oxidized
  Winged Analogy Makes Perfect Landing
  SEC Expels Journalists from Wall Street
  Senator Opposes War in Iraq, Supports Hookers
  Grade Inflation Forces New Grading System
  Snow Miser Suspected in D.C. Snow Attack
  Long-Term Healing Potion Use May
  Tobacco Company To Sue Lifelong Smoker
  Automobile Virus Spreading Through Gas Nozzles
  Clinton to Assume Notre Dame Post
  Bush Administration's Bright Shiny Object Fascinates Americans
  Coffee Addict Denies Sleeping Problem
  Media To Retire Facts, Journalistic Standards
  Cancer Reasearcher Turns Off News Whenever Cancer Talked About
  Americans Surprised to Learn of Upcoming Election
  Ford Testifies to Stop Ride Sharing
  Terror Alert: Man Captured with Necessary Components to Make Nuclear Bomb
  Blind Kid Sorry He Masturbated
  Students Light Cigarettes Ablaze in Tobacco Protest
  Arthur Andersen to Shift Business Focus
  Publisher Cleared in Pop-Up Book Trial
  Daschle Proposes Restrictions on Box Cutters
  Government Offers More Specific Warnings
  Bush Threatens ISO Certification on Taliban
  Anthrax Outbreak Spawns Reports of Megadeth, Pantera
  Atheist Still Unconvinced After Meeting With God
  Texas Votes to Spare Retarded Killers
  Local Paper Gives Bad Heads
  Protesters Clash in Portland
  Hillary Clinton Voted "Best Dressed" by Senate
  Geek's Report on Monty Python Earns a Beating
  Bush Tells Childhood Bully, "This Army!"
  Thinking About Exercise Keeps You Fit
  Astronomers Discover Another Blob in Space
  Dreamcastless Search for Hope
  Supreme Court Just Kidding, Reverses Decision
  Reagan Requests Recount in Minnesota
  Manuel Recount Tired of All the Election Jokes
  Scientists Uncover "People Who Buy This Crap"
  "Got Acid?" PETA Slams Toad Lickers
  Vote Dodgers Flee to Canada
  Bush Plan will Simplimify Keg Purchases
  Microsoft Execs Win Nobel Prize in Monopolies
  Gore Plan Supplies Drugs to Seniors
  Drunken Night Ends in DeCSS Tattoo, Jail
  Betty Ford Drinks to Husband's Health
  Government to Distribute Souls to Spammers
  Jealous Californians Fail in Wildfire Attempt
  Slug Bug Purists Say New Bug Ruining Game
  Office Jesus Turns Water Into Coffee
  Moral Dilemma Resolved With Tequila
  Kentucky Legalizes Sister-Brother Civil Unions
  Operation: Silver Spoons
  NRA: Flag Burning Bad, Flag Shooting OK
  Clinton Proposes Money for "Smart Gun" Development
  PETA Members Shown Food Chain - Disband
  We Want Bush! We Want Gore!
  Elian Gonzalez to be Split in Half
 

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