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Monday, May 26 12:00 AM EDT

Signs You're at a Geek BBQ: Part I

11. It's being Live-blogged and extensively covered on Twitter.
10. The grillmaster is using the latest copy of "To Serve Man" for recipes.
9. There's a clear blue sky, the temp is 78 degrees, with a light breeze, yet everyone is still in the basement.
8. The gathering in Stormwind is interrupted by Horde.
7. Everybody's drinking open source beer.
6. Host makes sure there's plenty of potato salad so he can use lame "use the fork" joke.
5. There is barbecue-flavored ramen.
4. You keep hearing guests say "Wizard needs food badly!"
3. Someone uses a Bat'leth to flip the burgers.
2. Instead of baking the potatoes, they get boiled, mashed, and stuck in a stew.
1. Heat resistant webcam inserted in the grill lid to keep an eye on the food when it's closed.

Part II

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