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Tuesday, May 27 12:00 AM EDT

Signs You're at a Geek BBQ: Part II

11. Propane nozzle in gas grill is networked through WiFi to tablet PC.
10. Fight for last burger settled with a roll of a 20-sided die.
9. Different meats labeled Dragon, Headcrab and Tribble.
8. Host wearing an apron that reads "To boldy Grill where no man has grilled before."
7. Kegerator filled with Red Bull.
6. Grill looks a lot like Bender on his back.
5. Asparagus shaped into stick figures and served as Soylent Green.
4. Grill utensils are made from carbonite.
3. The grill thermometer is in Kelvin.
2. Grill being used to reenact experiments from Mythbusters rather than cooking food.
1. Not only is it a "sword fight," but there's a real sword fight going on.

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