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Thursday  March 9  12:07 AM ET

We Want Bush! We Want Gore!

By Brian Briggs

New York  - The National Coalition Against Sex and Violence is very upset about the upcoming Presidential election.  Chants of "WE WANT BUSH!" and "WE WANT GORE!" are what's haunting them. 

"What kind of message are we sending to our kids," NCASV President Michael Hunt said.  "We've lobbied against sex and violence in the media for the past 10 years and now we have to choose between them?!?"

"I think we're going to see a very big turnout at the conventions and at the polls," says political commentator Seymour Butts, "Americans always turn out in numbers for Bush and Gore."

Early polls see Americans preferring sex over violence, but censors may not allow another Bush presidency.

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