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Thursday, November 13 12:01 EST

Dallas Ramada Birthday Party Video Surfaces

By Brian Briggs

Staten Island, NY - A video of Ramada Inn heir Dallas Ramada’s 12th birthday party have been surfacing on the Internet despite lack of any demand.

Harder! Harder!Fred Hangstrom of said the Ramada video is the third most popular search on his site, following the Paris Hilton sex tape and the Miami Sheraton bat mitzvah.

Google reports that searches for Dallas Ramada video reached a record of four searches last week. “A 300% increase from the previous week, one of our top movers,” said Google’s zeitgeist editor Lance Tawny.

“There are no blurry night vision shots like the Paris Hilton sex video. Sure, it’s got an NYPD Blue camera movement to it, but I think Uncle Phil was tipsy. You can see everything, though,” said Hangstrom. “Like Dallas blowing out the candles on his cake. He blows them out hard.”

“There’s this great scene where the family pussycat starts eating the cake, and Aunt Flora yells ‘Stop eating that, Pussy!’” continued Hangstrom.

Hangstrom sells the video from his site, and reported he has sold two copies of the tape to Dallas’ mother Tallahassee.

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The tape also includes a pie eating contest, and an argument between Uncle Phil and Cousin Jimmy. “There’s lots of pie eating in this one, lots of pie,” said Hangstrom.

The Ramada Inn fortune is estimated to be in the midfive figures.

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